Funny 21st Birthday Jokes

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing 21st Birthday family tradition.

His father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on  their 21st birthday.

On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around,

he and his mate Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat, and nearly drowned!

Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.

"Grandma," he said, 'it's my 21st birthday,

so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and  his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and answered,

"Because your father, your grandfather, and your great-grandfather were born in January,

when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July."

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden.

After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello."

"Are you the game warden?" she asked.


"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"

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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head!

But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink.

Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and

the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.

The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons shout "Take another drink"!

The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons shout "Take another drink"!

The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,

grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

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The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....

then to the right....

right through the front door, into the street,

where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says,

"That boy should have quit while he was a head."

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my 21st birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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