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Monthly Jokes from Issue #014-- Nov 10
November 01, 2010

Hello Everyone!

Well November is here and the webmaster of this website still hasn't got out of the Outback.

It's obvious that she likes it :-)

But whatever she does, it's this time of the year.. Time for some silly


Q. Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? A. Becuse he had no body to go with.

Q: Why was the vampire's face white? A: Because he got the living-daylight sucked out of him.

Q: What did the boy vampire say to the girl? A: Let me get a suck of that.

Q: What did the owl say to the girl ghost as shewalked by? A: Nice HOOOOOTERS.

Q: Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat? A: BOOOOOOOger King.

Q: Why don't you ever see ghost's poop? A: Because its invisable!

Q: What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half? A:boooooobies

Q: Why can't two ghosts kiss? A: 'cause they'd go right through each other.

Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck.

Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost? A. A handful of sheet.

Q. What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog? A. Holly-weeny.

Q. Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts? A. Because they have big boo-bies.

Q. What does the devil keep between his legs? A. Great balls of fire.

Q. What do ghosts have in their noses? A. Boo- gers.

Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A: The blood bank.

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? A: You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen.

Q. What was the mummies' vacation like? A. Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q. What is a Ghost's favorite food? A. HamBoogers.

Q. What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? A. Murder King.

Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite band? A. The Boos Brothers.

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A. So long sucker.

Q. What do gosts call there girl friends? A. There goul friends.

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite.

Q. What is a vamire's favorite fruit? A: A necktarine.

Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He's all bone & no muscle.

Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? raises their spirits.

Q. What do u get when theres a witch in the desert? A. You get a sandwich.

Q. What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? A. Can i have the keys to the broom tonight?

Q. Where do ghost go for fun? A. To the boo-vies.

Q. Whats a ghost's favorite type of car? A. A boo-ick.

Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song. A. Bad to the Bone.

Q. What's a Vampire's least favourite song? A. Another one bites the dust.

Q. Why do skeletons drink milk? A. To help their bones.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom? A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do you call a witch's garage? A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations? A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? A. Spelling.

Q: Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies?? A: Because they have Hollow-Weenies.

Q. Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? A. He was dying to get to the other side.

Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get boooooo-ze.

Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car? A. Fasten your sheet belts.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn't have the guts.

Q. What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad? A. Ground him.

Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A. Because he had bat breath.

Q. Why don't ghost have bands? A. They get booooooooooed.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins? A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q. What did the bird say on Halloween? A. Trick or tweet.

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A. sour-puss.

Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady.

Q. What do witches use in their hair? A. scare-spray.

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? A. to see the boogy man.

Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween? A. Fettucinni Afraid-o.

Q. What did the sceleton say to the bartender when he walked into the bar? A. Give me a beer, and a mop.

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar.

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective? A. Warlock Holmes.

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. What can happen when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends.

Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Q. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid.

Happy Halooween and catch'ya in December, with some new Christmas Jokes!


1. October 2010

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