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Monthly Jokes from CraziestJokes.com Issue #014-- Nov 10
December 01, 2010
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
Whats happens to you at Christmas?
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons and crackers?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
Who delievers elephants's Christmas present?
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
What party game did Jekyll like best?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Wish you ALL the best for Christmas!!!
1. December 2010
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