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Monthly Jokes from CraziestJokes.com Issue #018-- March 2011
March 01, 2011
Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc.
Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, just come around back and come early!
Next time they run it suds will come oozing out the door.
The soda will fizz up and start pouring uncontrolably out of the can.
It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.
Put the phone number from Dial-A-Prayer on this message.
Most city phone directories have Dial-A-Prayer numbers listed.
This also works for Mr. Tim O'Day (time of day) or Mr. Weathers (weather number).
Then when you reach the front you turn and quickly run to the back again, machine-gunning everybody as you go.
Then you go up to the ticket office and say "Get it?" This is a classic joke and as you can see it is also quite practical, since it gets you to the front of the line very fast.
Hide it somewhere.
Then take the table cloth and whatever else was on top and put it back just the way it was, only this time its all on the floor.
All you do is simply call your first victim and as soon as he answers quickly speed dial the other victim.
Then try to be quiet on your end as they both tell each other hello and wonder who called who.
Then tell them, "Yes, i would like to order a...Grandma! Be Carefull!!"
...sorry about that... then go on ordering the item but every so often say,
"Grandma put that shotgun down!" then say
"Don't get too close to those steps with that gun grandma!"
continue with your order then make a loud BANG!!! noise and say
OMG!!! then hangup on them.
Mr. Lyon called and would appreciate a call back.
Then leave the phone number for the local zoo on the answering machine for this person to call.
Set you office clocks one hour early and when people arrive, tell them they are late.
Add extra letters or reverse the spelling on many commonly used words.
And finally, make some of the most used words to change to "April Fool"!
1. February 2011
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