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Monthly Jokes, Issue #029-- February 2012
February 01, 2012

Hi everyone,

It's normally time for Valentine jokes in February e-zine.. but for a change this year - what have some famous people thought of love...

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. - Fran Lebowitz

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. - Shelley Winters

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner

The only people who make love all the time are liars. - Louis Jordan

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands. - Dudley Moore

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions. - Tommy Dewar

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. - Glenn Beck

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. - Joyce Brothers

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. - W. Somerset Maugham

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. - Joan Rivers

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty - Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. - Woody Allen

Have a great Valentine :-)


1. February 2012

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