Hi folks,

My travel addiction has only gone worse and nowadays I travel full time!

But being on the road, I always keep my eyes open for something useful for my websites.

So here goes - some funny bumper stickers:

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So many pedestrians. So little time.

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I don't know why I'm even out of bed.

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If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

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Motorcycle version: If you can read this, my wife fell off!

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If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union

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Beer is now cheaper than fuel. Drink, don't drive!

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Don't drink while driving. You could spill your drink.

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Everyone who drives slower than me is an idiot.

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Everyone who drives faster than me is an maniac.

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Women are born leaders, you are following one now.

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My other car is a broom.

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I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?

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On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

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Get off my ass before I start to like it!

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As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

I am thinking of getting a few funny ones myself!

Have a great month and drive safe :-)

Katrin

1. May 2012

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