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Monthly Jokes, Issue #032-- May 2012 May 01, 2012 |
Hi folks,
My travel addiction has only gone worse and nowadays I travel full time!
But being on the road, I always keep my eyes open for something useful for my websites.
So here goes - some funny bumper stickers:
So many pedestrians. So little time.
I don't know why I'm even out of bed.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Motorcycle version: If you can read this, my wife fell off!
If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union
Beer is now cheaper than fuel. Drink, don't drive!
Don't drink while driving. You could spill your drink.
Everyone who drives slower than me is an idiot.
Everyone who drives faster than me is an maniac.
Women are born leaders, you are following one now.
My other car is a broom.
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
Get off my ass before I start to like it!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
I am thinking of getting a few funny ones myself!
Have a great month and drive safe :-)
Katrin
1. May 2012
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