A blonde and the airplane
there was a plane with 3 people on it.
one was eating an apple and said it was too sweet and through it out the window.
another person had an orange and took a bite and thought it was to sour so he through it out the window.
the last person had a bomb and through it out the window.
So there are a couple friends walking around and come across a little boy crying.
they say why are you crying little boy?
he says an apple fell on my dogs head and now he's dead.
So they tell him sorry and start walking along, they come up to a little girl and ask why are you crying?
the little girl replies, an orange fell on my new kitties head and now she's dead.
they again apologize for her loss and start walking again.
They come up to a blonde, ROTFL (Rolling on the floor laughing) and say why are you laughing?
She said I farted and the building behind me through up!