A chop from Korea

by Jared
(Spokane)

So a redneck walks into a bar and sits down.

He starts drinking calmly, but suddenly a fat asian sits next to him and hits the redneck.

The asian sais "That was a chop from Korea."

The redneck gets back up and starts drinking calmly again.

Again the asian knocks him down.

This time the asian sais "That was a judo chop from Japan."

The redneck leaves the bar and comes back about a few hours later.

The redneck smacks the asian and tells the bar tender

"When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."