A chop from Korea
So a redneck walks into a bar and sits down.
He starts drinking calmly, but suddenly a fat asian sits next to him and hits the redneck.
The asian sais "That was a chop from Korea."
The redneck gets back up and starts drinking calmly again.
Again the asian knocks him down.
This time the asian sais "That was a judo chop from Japan."
The redneck leaves the bar and comes back about a few hours later.
The redneck smacks the asian and tells the bar tender
"When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."
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