A doctor with a sense of humor
by Marisa
(Nebraska)
A man gets a call that his aunt has been sent to the ER room. He immediately rushes to the hospital and waits in the waiting room. The doctor comes out to talk to the man. " I have good news and bad news." the man asks for the bad news first. "well," the doctor says "She has lost all ability in her arms and since you are her only trusted relative, you will have to feed and bathe her along with making sure she takes her medication. someone of your household will need to stay at home with her at all times to be sure she does not have a heart attack, she must eat only low cholesterol foods, and must wear a diaper at all times, so you have to change her occasionally." "well, geez!" the man said, in awe, "what is the good news?" the doctor replied "Oh, I'm just kidding! Your aunt died on the surgery table!"
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