by Marisa
(Nebraska)
A man went to his family doctor for a checkup. The doctor took some samples to run some tests and told the man to come back the next day. The next day, the man came back and said to the man, "i've got bad news and worse news, what would you like to hear first?" the man replies, "give me the bad news". The doctor says " you have 24 hours to live". The man shreiks "what could be the worse news?". The doctor states "I forgot to tell you yesterday."