A panda walks into a bar....

A panda walks into a bar.

He orders a bowl of chips, eats it, then pulls out a gun and proceeds to fire it at people.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving bartender amidst the carnage.

The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door.

"Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:

"Panda. Large black and white bear like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."