A panda walks into a bar....
A panda walks into a bar.
He orders a bowl of chips, eats it, then pulls out a gun and proceeds to fire it at people.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving bartender amidst the carnage.
The panda pauses on his way out, produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual, and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door.
"Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation:
"Panda. Large black and white bear like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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