a penguin walks into a bar

by big waynezo
(massachusetts)

A penguin is driving down the road on a hot day when suddenly a big puff of smoke comes from under the hood and oil starts pouring onto the street.

Luckily, the penguin breaks down in front of a garage.

The mechanic takes his car right in. The penguin decides to go into the bar across the street to escape the heat while he waits for his car.

The penguin orders a large ice cream float with a double shot of coffee brandy.

As he is drinking the shake, a patron bumps him and he spills the shake down the front of his tuxedo making a big white sticky mess on his suit.

Disgusted, the penguin goes back across the street to check on his car.

As the mechanic sees the penguin approach, he says, "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin say's, "No, that's just a little ice cream."