AFRICAN AMERICAN JOKES
What does a black guy say while sliding down a zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't.
Why did they make white chocolate?
So that black kids can get their faces dirty too.
What do you say to a black man wearing a three-piece suit?
Will
the
defendant please rise.
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?
There's a Mexican and an African American riding in a car.
Who's driving? The Police.
Why are black people so fast? All the slow ones are in jail.
Why do you go to a black persons yard sale?
To get your stuff back.
Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day asi I advised?
Lady: my gosh doc I thought you said three males a day.
Why don't black people celebrate thanksgiving?
Because KFC aint open.
What do you call a bunch of blacks fallin down a hill?
Mudslide.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because they can run, shoot, and steal.
An American man walks into a restaurant with a Mozambican girl.
A waiter comes and asks what are they going to eat.
The guy says: for me nothing.
The girl says: give me that nothing with piri-piri.
What's worse than a black man stealing your TV?
His brother behind him with your VCR.
Why do black people have nightmares?
Because the last black person that had a dream was shot and killed.
What's the most confusing day in harlem? Fathers day.
More African American Jokes: Yo Mama
Yo mama so fat and black, when she went swimming, everyone yelled out "Oil spill!"
Yo mama so dark she can make a fingerprint on charcoal
Yo hair so nappy you need a chainsaw to part it.
Yo mama so dark when I pored hot water in her hair, coffee came out her mouth.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so black that when she touches herself its like black on black crimes.
Yo mama so dark she put on orange lipstick and they thought she was a cheeseburger.
Yo mama so black when she walks out in daylight lighting bugs still chase her.
You so black when we turn off the lights we have to look for your shirt.
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