Let me tell you bout ole Albert James Lovett A. J. fer short.
Baddest man I ever knowed, from Lumberton S.C.!?!?
Ole A.J. would carry a 38 pistol into the shit house with him cuzz he was a'feered he might shit a wild cat & have to shoot his way out!!!
He used to wipe his ass with barbed wire fence, and gargle with double edged razor blades.
Hit and killed by a loggin truck as he was A'wipin his anal cavity!?!?
Poor ole A.J........P.S.
his mama "ELNITA" could spit her chaw bout 20 feet & hit a flea "Peter on a hard !?
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