Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope

Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope

by Randie
(Canada)

Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope
Had a very shiny ass
And if you ever saw it
you would even say it had class

All of the other Antelope
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ambrose
Join in any Antelope games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa Came to say
"Ambrose with your Ass so Bright..
Won't you be my back up light"

Then all the Antelope loved him
And they Shouted out with Glee
Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope
You'll go down in History

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Nov 19, 2014
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Brings back memories
by: Anonymous

When I was in grade 6 we performed this song at the Christmas assembly.

It was a riot

Dec 19, 2012
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OMG!
by: Oregon Coast Oldie

Brings back memories - first heard @ USC in 1959!

Dec 19, 2012
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OMG!
by: Oregon Coast Oldie

Brings back memories - first heard @ USC in 1959!

Dec 09, 2011
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Yay verily!!
by: Doc

A true classic! Go Ambrose!

Dec 05, 2010
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Hahaa
by: Anonymous


Good one :-)

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