Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope

by Randie
(Canada)

Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope
Had a very shiny ass
And if you ever saw it
you would even say it had class

All of the other Antelope
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ambrose
Join in any Antelope games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa Came to say
"Ambrose with your Ass so Bright..
Won't you be my back up light"

Then all the Antelope loved him
And they Shouted out with Glee
Ambrose The Amber Assed Antelope
You'll go down in History