ARMY JOKES
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it would be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better," replied
the
Marine. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.
"How did you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He
was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine
explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said,
'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
-- Army Jokes --
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when theyhear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The
Taliban Commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune
where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,
then silience.
The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one
hundred Taliban".
Furious,
the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and
instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle,
again silience.
The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is
better than one thousand Taliban".
The
enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them
across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out
as
a huge battle is fought. Then silience.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."
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