ARMY JOKES
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining
rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it would be worth it to
you."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next
morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How did you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better," replied the
Marine. The manager was impressed.
"No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.
"How did you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
Marine explained.
"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight,
beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
Q: How do
you know if there
is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots
A: God doesn't think he's a
fighter pilot.
-- Army Jokes --
Q: What's the
difference between
a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops
whining when the plane shuts down.
-- Army Jokes --
A large group
of Taliban
soldiers are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban Commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silience.
The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one
hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10
minutes of
battle, again silience.
The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is
better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire
ring
out as a huge battle is fought. Then silience.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its
a trap. There's actually two of them."
