BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES


Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock




Who's there?

Jack.  

Jack who? 

Jack Be Nimble Jack Be Quick.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Jesus.

Jesus who? 

How many do you know?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Tom Thumb.

Tom Thumb who? 

It's the time thumbbody opened thith door!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Cow.

Cow who? 

Cow Moo!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Archibald who?

Archibald on top of your head!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Bananas.

Bananas who? 

Bananas in Pajamas

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Broccoli.

Broccoli who? 

Broccoli doesn't have a last name you silly.


Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Little Old Lady who? 

I didn't know you could yodle!?!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Cockadoodle. 

Cockadoodle who? 

Not cockadoodle who, you silly, cockadoodledoo!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who? 

Doctor Who no longer on channel two.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

William.

William who? 

Williammind your own bussiness??

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Aunt Jemima.

Aunt Jemima who? 

I'm glad I ain't joe mamma.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You.  

You who? 

I m happy too.





Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Bless.

Bless who? 

Me! Who else?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Yah.

Yah who? 

Yahoo.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

What.

What who? 

What are you so confused about?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Amanda.

Amanda who? 

A man dat wants to give you a big hug






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