BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack Be Nimble Jack Be Quick.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Thumb.
Tom Thumb who?
It's the time thumbbody opened thith door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow Moo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Archibald who?
Archibald on top of your head!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bananas.
Bananas who?
Bananas in Pajamas
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name you silly.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodle!?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cockadoodle.
Cockadoodle who?
Not cockadoodle who, you silly, cockadoodledoo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor Who no longer on channel two.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
William.
William who?
Williammind your own bussiness??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt Jemima.
Aunt Jemima who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You.
You who?
I m happy too.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bless.
Bless who?
Me! Who else?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Yahoo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
What.
What who?
What are you so confused about?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man dat wants to give you a big hug
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