Best Marriage Proposals Jokes

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says

"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,

"Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room.

It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,

"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.

You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies,

"Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks aweek.

That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this.

So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out.

I just have one more question for you.

What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

-- Best Marriage Proposals Jokes --

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village.

They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.

After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage.

She appears hesitant and decided to probe her soon-to-be a little.

"Perhaps I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but... How's your health?"

"It's OK", he answers.

"I'm not getting any younger, but I don't have any major health problems.

I can still enjoy life".

"Well, then", she replies

"I don't want to be a snoop, but I've got to protect myself: how are you fixed financially?"

"So-so. I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable.

You don't have to worry about me sponging off you; I can support myself".

The little old lady blushes, and finally asks her swain - "And how's your sex life...."

"Infrequently", he declares.

The widow ponders this for a moment or so, before asking...

"And is that one word or two?

-- Best Marriage Proposals Jokes -- Best Marriage Proposals Jokes --

IT Professional Marriage Proposal

Baby, I ‘v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for.

For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can

be a real debugger for me now.

My life is just an uncompilable program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your Active X controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running

smoothly and giving expected results.

/* Which I never experienced before */.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by

our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately

break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database

so that my connect script will fail.

And its all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,

XYZ Software Professional

-- Best Marriage Proposals Jokes --

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