blonde at the farm
One day a blonde was walking past a hairdresser and thought to herself * Evereyone thinks blondes are dumb, well ill show them!* so she walked in and died her hair green.
On the way home she drove past a farm with heaps of sheeps there. She stopped the car and started walking towards the farmer in the feilds.
She said to the farmer:
'If i can guess how many sheeps you own can i have one?'
The farmer answered 'sure go ahead, guess!'
She started counting the sheep, and she rechecked them once to make sure she was correct.
'you have 138 sheep'
the farmer said' yes that is correct take one'
She took one, before she left the farmer ran towards her and said, 'If i can guess what colour your hair was before you dyed it can i have my dog back?'
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