by Sarah
(wichita, kansas, united states)
A blonde gos to the store to buy a T.V. she sees a really cool one and she asks the clerk if she can buy it. the clerk says "Sorry, we don't do business with blondes."
So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair black. the next day the blonde gos back to the store and asks to buy the T.V. the clerk says, "Sorry, we don't do business with blondes."
The blonde asks "How did you know i was a blonde?"
The clerks sighs and replies, "Because that's a microwave not a T.V."