Blonde Jokes for Kids

Two blondes decided that wanted to find and cut down their own Christmas tree.

So they drove into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree.

Considering that they were blondes, they had planned the trip well.

They were dressed warmly in boots, warm coats and hats.

They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car.

They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind.

Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other,

"I can't take this anymore.

I am giving up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here.

Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"

Blonde Jokes for Kids -- Free Funny Blonde Joke -- New Puppy

Two blondes went to the pound and adopted a puppy each.

But when they got home the first blonde said,

"I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"

This lead to several hours of discussion until finally, the second blonde said,

"I've got an idea.

We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home,

"Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose.

They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."

"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.

After several more hours of discussion, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea.

She says, "Why don't you just take the black one and I'll take the white one!"

Blonde Jokes for Kids -- Blonde Girl Jokes -- The Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "I need you to come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend goes over to help her with the puzzle.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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