Blonde Jokes Revenge to Brunettes and Redheads

Blondes are sick of blonde jokes, and here is their answer.

 Who invented blonde jokes?

Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?


Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?

So brunettes can remember them.

What is the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?


What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?

"See ya."

What is the first thing a brunette hears in the morning?

"Sssshh. I have to call my wife."

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

They don't need any.

-- Blonde Jokes Revenge --

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their moustache.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

Why is the brunette considered an evil colour?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why don't brunettes get breast implants?

They have already spent their money on thigh and butt implants

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?

From their underarms.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

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