Blonde Painting Misfortunes
One day a blonde woman decided to prove the rumours wrong and started to get fed up with the fact that blondes were perceived as "stupid".
She wanted to prove that blondes weren't dumb by painting the house.
She takes out the can of paint and a brush, and begins reading the instructions.
Next, the blonde goes into her closet and takes out a parka and a rain jacket.
Her husband arrives home and sees her on the ground completely sweat-drenched.
He asks her if she's alright, the woman replies "yes".
Then he asks her what she's doing on the ground soaking in sweat and she responds
"I read the instructions on the paint can and it read 'For best results- put on two coats'".
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