"Brick Em"

by Michael Giuffra
(West Palm Beach Fl. USA)

I was sitting & the lounge 1 night talking to my billionare buddy.

He said he was going to kill himself!?

I said why, with 35 cars 5 houses 2 airplanes & more women than 10 men could stable are you nuts.

He said he was bored with life.

So I said have you ever taken a Camel Caravan across the desert?

No he said, I'll give it a try.

After arriving @ "Abdul's friendly camel rental" he said I need to rent your camels to cross the desert.

Abdul asked if my buddy had any experience at camel driving?

My buddy's ego & all said "SURE" many times.

Abdul said O.K. take the camels over to the watering trough & they'll get you the 7 days to cross the desert.

After 4 days the camels laid down.

My buddy was near death when a caravan going the opposite way rescued him.

"HE" was livid @ Abdul.

Abdul asked once again You're an experienced driver?

Did you "BRICK EM"?

He said actually no.

What is "BRICKEM"?

Well its when the camels are at the watering trough you take 2 bricks from the basket next to the trough & "POP!!" the camel's nuts between the bricks & the camel goes Oohuu!! &gets the rest of the watwer for the last 3 days.

My buddt said doesn't that hurt? Abdul said "NOT UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FINGERS BETWEEN THE BRICKS".