CANNIBAL FEAST JOKES

A man was captured by cannibals.



"What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"

"I was a newspaper man," the man said.

"An editor?"

"No, merely a sub-editor."

"Cheer up. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

“Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!”

“You don’t have to tell me,” said the king.

“I m trying to eat them.

“Where did we get these slaves from anyway?”

“From the country next door,” replied the servant.

“We must get a new butcher,” said the king.

“Bring me Delia Smith.”

“We can't, Your Majesty, she’s still cooking for you.”

“Well, bring her to me once she’s crispy enough,” said the king.

-- Short Cannibal Feast Jokes --

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you?

We're being boiled alive!

They're going to eat us!

What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"

-- Short Cannibal Feast Jokes --

Two cannibals are eating a man, one starting from the head the other from the feet.

A few minutes into their feast the one who started from the head says to the one who started at the feet,"How's it going down their?".

The other answers, "I'm having a ball!".

To which the answer is, "Slow down you're going to fast!"

-- Short Cannibal Feast Jokes --

A cannibal is watching his friend, also a cannibal.

His friend walks up to someone and eats him, then comes back and announces 'I'm a vegetarian.'

'But I just saw you eat that person!'

The first cannibal says,

'That's because he was a Swede.'

-- More Short Cannibal Jokes --

The missionary arrived in the cannibal village on Saturday, and by Monday night he was history.

Looking through his belongings, one of the natives found a magazine and without missing a beat began tearing out pictures of people and popping them in is mouth.

Seeing what he was doing, a friend asked, “So… how’s the dehydrated stuff?"

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