"Your wife sure makes a good roast," commented the first cannibal.
"Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..."
Female Developer Missing
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:
"You're all part of our team now.
You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat.
So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss says:
"You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
One of our female developers has disappeared however.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the developer?"
One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the
For four weeks we've been eating team leaders,
managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now
YOU ate one developer and it got noticed.
So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."
Woman Jokes -- Eat Your
A cannibal and his son are wandering through the desert and have not eaten in days.
They come upon an oasis and decide to camp in the bushes till someone comes.
The next morning they awake to see a beautiful woman bathing in the waterfall.
As the father watches the water cascade off her body, he is aware of his son at his side.
The boy says "I'm hungry dad, lets eat."
The father replies "This specimen is too good too eat."
The boy grumbles that they have not eaten for days and he is really hungry.
The father says he has a plan. The boy is overjoyed that he will soon eat, so he asks what the plan is...
The father says "We sneak up to the edge of the clearing, and when she comes out of the water, we kidnap her, take her home and Eat Your Mother.
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