QUOTES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine.
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch.
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb.
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly.
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch.
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley.
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul.
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
- John S. Nichols.
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer.
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick.
"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway.
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette.
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick.
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-
English proverb.
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