QUOTES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

- Hippolyte Taine.

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

- Joseph Wood Krutch.

- Colonial American proverb.

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

- Mary Bly.

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

- Joseph Wood Krutch.

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

- Ellen Perry Berkeley.

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."

- Ernest Menaul.

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

- John S. Nichols.

 "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

- Jeff Valdez.

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

- Albert Schweitzer.

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."

- Missy Dizick.

"One cat just leads to another."

- Ernest Hemingway.

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

- Colette.

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

- Faith Resnick.

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

- English proverb.

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