CHRISTMAS CAROLS WORDS


Funny American Christmas Carols Words

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(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.

I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.

Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.

I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.


Chorus

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.

People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!

I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,

Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus

Funny American Christmas Carols Words -- Twelve Days Of Fast Food

(To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

-- American Christmas Carols Words --

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my drive through gave to me:

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

-- American Christmas Carols Words --


On the eighth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

-- American Christmas Carols Words --


On the tenth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My drive through gave to me:

Twelve bags of Pepto,

Eleven pounds of blubber,

Ten baked potatoes,

Nine polish hot dogs,

Eight bowls of chili,

Seven pints of cole slaw,

Six chocolate milkshakes,

Five onion rings,

Four Egg McMuffins,

Three Biggie Fries,

Two Happy Meals,

and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

Funny American Christmas Carols Words

I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus

(To The Tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")

by The Fibs

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus

In my home town shopping mall last night.

I knew it must be him

Santa is a very slim.

And his sideburns where much darker

Than the whiskers on his chin.

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus

Hiding under that beard of snowy white.

Then I saw his whiskers slip,

When he curled his lip.

Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night.

-- American Christmas Carols Words --

Spoken:

Yessiree, I saw Elvis sitting on Santa's throne.

Really I did, and I'm gonna call the Enquirer,

Because after all,

Suspicious minds wanna know.

He had blue suede boots and bells,

You should have seen it for yourselves.

Sung:

And did you ever wonder why it is

They call his helpers Elves?

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus

Hiding under that beard of snowy white.

Oh you can imagine my surprise,

When I saw through his disguise.

Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night.

Well, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus

In my home town shopping mall last night.

He was sitting in Santa's chair;

little sister pulling on his hair.

And I heard him say, "Now don't be cruel,

You’ll get a teddy bear."

-- American Christmas Carols Words --

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus

Hiding underneath that beard of snowy white.

Then I saw his whiskers slip,

When he curled his lip.

Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night.

Well it makes me wanna sing

Blue Christmas like the King.

Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night.

Elvis here, Elvis there, Elvis everywhere!

I heard him say, "Now don't be cruel,

You’ll get a teddy bear."





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