CHRISTMAS PARTY JOKES GAMES 

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,

"Why are you shouting your prayers?

God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied,

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,

"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge.

"How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

-- Christmas Party Jokes Games --

It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow.

Only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.

“Well”, said the clergyman “I guess there's no point in having a service today.”

“Well that's not how I see it,” said the farmer.

“If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.'

-- Christmas Party Jokes Games --

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.

It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented,

"Hmmm.... That's funny.

When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it.

Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied,

"That's right, lady.

The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

-- Christmas Party Jokes Games --

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,

but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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