Crazy Pastor

by Alyssa
(Linn, MO. USA)

Once a pastor was preaching to his congregation about the birth of Christ.

"How is this possible?" asked one of the elders.

"What do you mean?" the preacher replied.

"Blasphemy! this is blasphemy!"

"No, it is not!"

"Sir, can you see God?"

"No."

"Can you feel God?"

"Well, I suppose not with an un-aided by the holy spirit eye."

"Feel God?"

"No, sir."

"Then he isn't real, you imbecile."

"Sir, do you have a brain?"

"Hell ya."

"Can you see it?"

"I suppose not with the naked eye..."

"Yaya, can you feel it?"

"Hell to the damn no! You dumbass!"

"Then you obviously don't have a brain. HA!"