Ducks at a bar

by Karla
(Norfolk, VA)

Three ducks walk into a bar.

The bartender goes up to the first duck and says, "Hey little buddy how are you? Whats your name?"
The duck replies, "My name is Huey & my day was okay i guess just went in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck ask for?"

So the bartender nods, gives him a drink and says to the next duck, "hey little buddy whats your name? Did you have a good day too?"

and the second duck replies, "My name is Duey & yeah it was pretty good. It was raining today so I just went in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck ask for?"

So the bartender nods again, gives Duey his drink and says to the third duck, "Hey little buddy, let me guess your name is Louie!" And the third duck replies "No, F*ck you my name is puddles."