DUMB BLONDE JOKE STORIES

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went to a fitness spa.



After a lunch they visited the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance.

"Welcome to the ladies room," said the stranger.

"Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, will award you with a wish.

But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror and live there forever."

The three women entered the ladies room and found the mirror.

The brunette said,

"I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in a second she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead said,

"I think I'm the most talented of us three," and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Porsche in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said,

"I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Dumb Blonde Joke Storie -- Number Counting

There was a brunette standing along the side of a a busy road chanting "25, 25, 25, 25..." until a blonde came up to her and said,

"that looks like fun, can I try?"

The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "25, 25, 25, 25..."

"Well," said the brunette, "that is fun.

But it is even more fun if you stand in the middle of the street."

So the blonde said ok and went and stood in the middle of the street and was run over by a car.

Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "26, 26, 26, 26..."

-- Dumb Blonde Joke Stories -- Dumb Blonde Funny Jokes --

A blonde and a brunette met for dinner and were watching the 6 o'clock news.

A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the brunette $50 that he wouldn't jump. The brunette replied, "I'll take that bet!"

But sure enough he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette $50 as she had promised.

The brunette said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

The blonde said, "A bet's a bet."

So the brunette said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

-- Dumb Blonde Joke Stories --

There is a blonde and a redhead hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope.

They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths.

The redhead starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself.

At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.

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