by Kailee H
(El Cajon, CA USA)
Why are elephants always first in the pool?
Because they already have thier tunks on.
What cat likes to bowl?
An alley cat.
Why do flamingoes always stand on one leg?
Because if they put the other up they will fall.
A butcher is 5'10", what does he weigh?
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