Everlasting Love

by alan talbot
(Belmez Spain)

An old lady goes to the doctors, the doctor asks, what’s your problem? Well its not really me its my husband. Well what is your husbands’ problem? He is over sexed and its embarrassing. Embarrassing, how old are you? Well I am 69 and he is 72. How long have you been married? Nearly 50 years. Well after 50 years you should not be embarrassed, why are you embarrassed,? Because he is always after my body and its embarrassing. But you should not be embarrassed, after 50 years, give me an example? Well the other day I was looking in the freezer when he came up behind me, TAKE THAT. But lady after 50 years that’s wonderful.










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