by Terasa E.
(Ill.)
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
They got in trouble by the police.
They found a barn, and ran into it.
When the police ran in,the redhead hid behind a cow and said "moo, moo", and then the brunette hid behind a a pig and said, "oink, oink", and the blond hid behind a sack o potatoes and said, "potatoes, potatoes, potatoes".