Funny Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!

I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

Eye Doctor Joke -- Humorous Doctor Jokes

Patient to the eye doctor:

"Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain in my eye."

"Remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."

Funny Doctor Joke -- Hilarious Doctor Jokes

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shah!

I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

-- Funny Doctor Joke -- Lawyer Doctor Joke --

A well known, rich lawyer's wife broke her hip.

The lawyer got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it.

The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the lawyer a bill for $5,000 for his services.

The lawyer, outraged at the high price, sent the doctor a letter demanding an itemized list of the costs.

The doctor responded to the letter with the following:

1 Screw: $1.00 Knowing how to put it in: $4,999 Total: $5,000
The lawyer never argued.

Funny Doctor Joke -- Doctor Waiting Room Jokes

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,

"Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!

"The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.

"The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.

"The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave.

When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked,

"I think I need a breath of fresh air."

The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

Funny Doctor Joke -- Best Doctor Ever Joke

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Owe, that hurts."

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."

Then she touched her right earlobe, "Owe, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis;

"You have a broken finger."

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