Funny Frogs Jokes

There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home improvement loan to fix up his pad. His name is Kermit Jagger.

He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."

The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is "Patricia Black."

So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she asks, "What can I do for you?"

The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."

Patricia asked, "What do you have for collateral?"

After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant.

"This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia.

"I'll have to check with our bank president to see if it's ok."

Patricia goes to the president and says,

"There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who want's a home loan and this white elephant is all he is offering for collateral. What should I do?"

The bank president takes the small white elephant and after carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says,

"It's a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

-- Funny Frogs Jokes --

Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog?

Mama Frog: We are of course!!

Baby Frog: How do you know?

Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?

-- Funny Frogs Jokes --

Kermit Letter Frog's


10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.

9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.

8. You're above toads on the food chain.

7. Green goes with absolutely everything!

6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.

5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.

4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.

3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.

2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!

1. It sure beats being a newt.

-- Funny Frogs Jokes --

 Top ten signs YOU might be a frog.

10. You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup

9. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore

8. French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you

7. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse

6. On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address

5. Kermit is your idol

4. You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit

3. Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times

2. You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium

1. France is the evil empire to you

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