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What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pocket?
A mute.
Did you hear about the 21 year old Italian girl who knelt in front of
the statue of Madonna?
She said: "You who conceived without sin, let me sin without
conceiving!"
What's an innuendo?
An Italian suppository.
Funny
Italian Jokes --
Italian Mafia Jokes
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf.
It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in
the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing
$10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you are talking about.
"The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you
don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
Funny Italian
Jokes -- Ethnic
Italian Jokes
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very
difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
over..
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie
-- Funny Italian Jokes -- Short Funny Italian Jokes --
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who
had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so it goes on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who
introduced it to women!"
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