Funny Jokes in Spanish

Esto es un misionero que está en plena selva y se encuentra de bruces con un león que estaba casi muerto de hambre.

A missionary is in the middle of the jungle and finds himself face to face with a very hungry lion.

El misionero se asusta y se pone de rodillas.

Empezando a rezar dice:

The missionary becomes frightened and kneels.

Beginning to pray, he says:

Padre, infunde a este pobre león sentimientos cristianos.

"Father, fill this poor lion with Christian feeling."

Se oye un silencio...

There is silence...

y de buenas a primeras el león se pone de rodillas, diciendo:

Padre, bendice estos alimentos que voy a recibir...

and all of a sudden the lion kneels, saying:

"Father, bless this food which I am about to receive..."

Funny Jokes in Spanish -- Latin Jokes in Spanish

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A un pueblo del oeste llega una carreta y un tío con pinta de charlatán empieza a hacer propaganda de una poción,

que supuestamente le conserva joven a pesar de que tiene trescientos años.

To a town in the west there arrives a wagon and a guy who seems like a charlatan begins to advertise a potion,

which supposedly keeps him young despite [the fact] that he is three hundred years old.

Un campesino se acerca dudando a uno de sus ayudantes.

A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.

Oiga, y de verdad que este tío ha vivido trescientos años?

"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"

Mire, no lo sé, yo sólo llevo doscientos trabajando con él.

"Look, I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."

Funny Jokes in Spanish -- Mexican Jokes in Spanish

Unos turistas están subidos a un árbol en Mexico cuando les ve un policía.

Some tourists are up in a tree in Mexico when a policeman sees them.

Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí?

Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!

"Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down.

Let's not have any of you falling and breaking something!"

Y cuando llegan al suelo...

And when they arrive on the ground...

A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?

"OK. now, who are you?"

¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!

"Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!"

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