FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock



Who's there? 

Toby.

Toby who? 

Toby or not Toby, that is the question.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Polly.

Polly who? 

P-lease let me in, I'm freezing out here!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Barbie.

Barbie who? 

Barbie Q Chicken

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Me.

Me who? 

Don't you know who you are?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Won.

Won who? 

Won for your life, the wain is falling!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Huron.

Huron who? 

Huron time for once!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Kenzie.

Kenzie who? 

Kenzie it raining out there, can you?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Noah.

Noah who? 

Noah good place to eat?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Boo.

Boo who? 

Don't cry! It's only a joke!

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Tirnip.

Tirnip who? 

Turnip the volume, it's quiet in here.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Amos.

Amos who? 

A mosquito bit me.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Thatcher.

Thatcher who? 

Thatcher idea of a joke.

Knock Knock

Who's There? 

Who.

Who who? 

Oh no there's an owl in the house!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who? 

Dishes me, who are you?

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Cook.

Cook who? 

Who are you calling CUCKOO??

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Fanny.

Fanny who?

Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? every time I knock.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Police.

Police who? 

Police, stop telling these Knock Knock jokes, it is tooooooo silly!!

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