FUNNY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Polly.
Polly who?
P-lease let me in, I'm freezing out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Don't you know who you are?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Won.
Won who?
Won for your life, the wain is falling!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for once!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenzie.
Kenzie who?
Kenzie it raining out there, can you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry! It's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tirnip.
Tirnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's quiet in here.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher.
Thatcher who?
Thatcher idea of a joke.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Who.
Who who?
Oh no there's an owl in the house!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Who are you calling CUCKOO??
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? every time I knock.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police, stop telling these Knock Knock jokes, it is tooooooo silly!!
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