Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food...
You must take care of the three kids; keep your house clean, correct all homework, and cook, do laundry, fold washing, feed pets and pay a list of bills with not enough money.
In addition, you will have to budget in money for groceries, birthday presents and school/sports costs each week.
You must remember the birthdays of all your friends and relatives, and send cards out on time (no emailing).
You must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, twice weekly sports training, and attend a school skipping contest.
You will be responsible for decorating your house and keep it clean and tidy at all times.
This includes wiping finger marks off walls and continuously picking up toys.
You will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
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You have to understand there is no knock off time.
You have to sleep with one ear open at all times and leap out of bed at any strange noise or whimpering from children.
You must attend weekly school meetings, help with homework, test spelling, spend an hour in the car with children every day and find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
Reading of “How to Cope With Your Child’s Behaviour” is encouraged.
You will have to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning you will have to feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7am.
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Marriage Compatibility Test
At the end of the six weeks, you will be required to know each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
You pass the test with an above-average score only if...
you still have enough energy to be intimate with your spouse at a moment's notice.
In the real life you don't have to worry about any of this because your woman will do all that for you.
If she doesn't make the last point, you will understand why.
This test makes you also realise and remember how much your woman does and why she sometimes is tired and grumpy.