"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredible! How many would it
be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
What did the Pirate wear to get warm in Winter?
Silver's Long John's.
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
What dit the pirate cowboy wear on his head?
A ten Galleon Hat.
Who is there?
Turn around there is a pirate behind you.
What hook can't you hang your clothes on?
What do you call a good looking wench?
What treasure do pirates like to eat?
What did the pirate pay for his ear piercing?
A Buccaner (A Buck An Ear).
Which bell can fly?
How much did
the pirate pay for
his hook and his peg leg?
An arm and a leg.
What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?
What did the
pirate say after
someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.
What do you call a happy flag?
A Jolly Roger.
What did the pirate say when the other pirate called him a scallawag?
I know you AAARRRGGGH! But what am AYE!
Why wasn't the boy allowed to watch the new pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRR
What a pirates favorite instrument?