FUNNY PIRATE JOKES
"What would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.
"Somersaults," was the quick reply.
"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredible! How many would it
be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the
poor?
Robin Hook
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What did the Pirate wear to get warm in Winter?
Silver's Long John's.
What do
you get when you
cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
What dit the pirate cowboy wear on his head?
A ten Galleon Hat.
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Turner
Turner who?
Turn around there is a pirate behind you.
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What hook can't you hang your clothes on?
Captain Hook
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What do you call a good looking wench?
AAYYYEE Candy
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What treasure do pirates like to eat?
A Bounty.
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What did the pirate pay for his ear piercing?
A Buccaner (A Buck An Ear).
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Which bell can fly?
Tinkerbell.
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How much did
the pirate pay for
his hook and his peg leg?
An arm and a leg.
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What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?
Peter Pancake.
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What did the
pirate say after
someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.
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What do you call a happy flag?
A Jolly Roger.
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What did the pirate say when the other pirate called him a scallawag?
I know you AAARRRGGGH! But what am AYE!
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Why wasn't the boy allowed to watch the new pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRR
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What a pirates favorite instrument?
GuitARRRR.
