FUNNY PIRATE JOKES


Funny Pirate Jokes

"What would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.




"Somersaults," was the quick reply.

"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredible! How many would it be doin' then?"

"That would depend on how hard I slap him."

What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

Robin Hook

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What did the Pirate wear to get warm in Winter?

Silver's Long John's.


What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?

A Squashbuckler!!!

What dit the pirate cowboy wear on his head?

A ten Galleon Hat.





Knock Knock

Who is there?

Turner

Turner who?

Turn around there is a pirate behind you.

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What hook can't you hang your clothes on?

Captain Hook

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What do you call a good looking wench?

AAYYYEE Candy

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What treasure do pirates like to eat?

A Bounty.

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What did the pirate pay for his ear piercing?

A Buccaner (A Buck An Ear).

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Which bell can fly?

Tinkerbell.

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How much did the pirate pay for his hook and his peg leg?

An arm and a leg.

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What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?

Peter Pancake.

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What did the pirate say after someone asked why there was a steering wheel in his pants.

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What do you call a happy flag?

A Jolly Roger.

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What did the pirate say when the other pirate called him a scallawag?

I know you AAARRRGGGH! But what am AYE!

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Why wasn't the boy allowed to watch the new pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRRR

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What a pirates favorite instrument?

GuitARRRR.






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