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A Bus Load of Politicians Crashes
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing
politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the
politicians had gone.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."
The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how them politicians lie."
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Darren Lockyer, the Pope, John Howard and a school boy were all on the
same airplane when the engine failed and they realised there was four
of them but only three parachutes.
Darren Lockyer got up and said, I am a sporting superstar and must live
so that I can continue my career to beat the Kiwis and the Poms in the
tri-nations series.
He grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane.
John Howard got up and said I am the smartest Prime Minister Australia
has ever had and I have to live to continue to govern the country.
Then the Pope said to the school boy, well I am old and have lived my
life so you should take the last parachute.
The school boy replied, “No, it's ok, the world’s smartest Prime
Minister just took my school bag so there’s one for each of us!”
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Poli' means 'many' in Latin and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'.
How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without
moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? A liar.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart
liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.
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