FUNNY SPANISH JOKES
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner.
He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are
the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he
decides to try this local delicacy.
To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he
decides to come back again the next night and order it again.
After the dinner the man informed the waiter that these were even
better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was
much smaller.
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
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Three Spanish tourists are up in a tree in Mexico when a policeman sees
them.
"What are you doing up there?
Come on men, get down. Let's not have any of you falling and getting
hurt!"
The guys get down ... "Ok. Now, who are you?"
"Wow, what a memory! We are the Spanish dudes from the tree!"
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host
Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.
Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.
He said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe
the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month,
next year. Who cares?"
The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the show and
asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish.
"No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of
urgency," replied Brennan.
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A Cuban, a
Scot, a Spaniard, and
an Irishman are sharing a carriage on a train to Belfast.
The Cuban lights up this enormous Cuban cigar, takes one short drag
from it and flings the cigar out the window.
The other three look at him in amazement and ask why he just threw out
a full Cuban cigar.
He says, "I'm from Cuba, we have thousands of those things back home."
The Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells Whiskey, a 50 year-old
bottle, takes a short measure glass, half fills it, knocks it back and
flings the remainder of the bottle out the window.
The other three are in shock, ask him why he just threw away a near
full bottle of fine malt Scottish whiskey??!!
He replies, "I'm Scottish, we have thousands of those things at home."
The Spaniard pulls out a flagon of red wine, a 100 year-old classic. He
takes a couple of sips, licks his lips, and flings the remainder of the
wine out the window.
The other three ask him why he just threw away a near full bottle of
classic wine, he replies, "I'm Spanish, I have thousands of those
things back home."
The Irish then grabs the Spaniard and throws him out the window.
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There is a guy who arrives to a town in western Spain, he seems like a
charlatan and begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him
young despite the fact that he is three hundred years old.
A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.
"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"
"I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."
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A Spanish patient goes to an English doctor.
Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"
Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"
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Alonzo visits Doctor Pedro this time..
Alonzo: "Doctor, doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere."
Pedro: "Have you seen a psychologist yet?"
Alonzo: "No, just blue elephants."
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A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.
A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company,
etc.
"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"
"You mean if I become very sick?"
"Well . . . yes."
"If that happens, call a doctor!"
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