GIFTS FOR MOTHER IN LAWS JOKES


Gifts for Mother In Laws Jokes

Two guys were talking at work.




"I've got a problem," said the first one.

"What is it?"

"My wife has done it to me again.

I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us.

And, I am fresh out of ideas.

I mean, it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?"

"What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked.

"Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot."

"Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other.

The two guys couldn't come up with anything.

So the son in law didn't buy his mother in law anything for her birthday.

When the big day arrived the following weekend, she was a bit upset.

At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone,

"Thank you all for the wonderful gifts.

Too bad my daughter and son in law weren't so thoughtful!"

Thinking quickly, the son in law said,

"Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"


Funny Gifts for Mother in Laws Jokes -- Other MIL Jokes

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears.

The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes.

He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his mother in law will get double.

The man thinks for a while and then proclaims

"Number one: I'd like a million dollars.

Number two: Now beat me half to death".





Gifts for Mother in Laws Jokes -- Other MIL Jokes

A couple was going out for the evening.

The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in.

So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said,

"Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

Gifts for Mother in Laws Jokes -- Other MIL Jokes

'Do you know, my mother in law has vanished, just disappeared from home.

Just like that.'

'Have you given her description to the police?'

'No, they'd never believe me.'






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