Golden Saloon

by me

There was that one guy who came home blind drunk one night. His wife was not happy.

Where the hell have you been all night, she asked.

The guy said, at this fantastic new place called The Golden Saloon.

The wife said bullshit, there's no such place.

The guy said, there is - it's got golden doors, golden floors, even golden urinals.

The wife didn't believe and checked with phone book.. and did find the Golden Saloon. She rung them and asked if they had golden doors. Yes we do was the answer. She asked if they had golden floors. Yes we do was the reply. She finally asked about golden urinals.

After a long silence, she heard the guy yelling, hey Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!