GOOD MEXICAN JOKES
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Olimpiade and Mexican
Why Mexico haven’t any team for Olimpiade?
Any man that could run, jump or playing basketball are already in USA!
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Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3s?
Because it says no trespassing
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They
only had 2 vans.
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