Good news Bad news...

Good news Bad news...

by Josh Heath
(Tucson, AZ, USA)

A man is sitting on his couch when the phone rang. It was his doctor. The doctor says, "thank god youre there! I have good news and bad news for you..." "Well whats the good news, Doc?" "you have 24 hours to live..." the doctor responded. "OMIGOSH! WHATS THE BAD NEWS?!" "I was supposed to tell you yesterday..."

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