"grand ole opry" said the elephant

"grand ole opry" said the elephant

by Colb

"grandmas got a new set o' wheelz so let the goose cook on the barbie a lil' more sis.you be trippin on some noodl'z and craving the shampoo wit' th' poor momma's cheerio'z" exclaimed snoop excitedly.

Pondy the Frog retorted "but i didn't mean to step on some crack and break your momma'z back!"

Snoop stared her in the eye what seemed like it was a millenium but really it was just half a second. he said "you bin' dizzlin' wit' the frizzle fraz for too long Pondy, you better be thizzlin' bout' leavin' town soon, you worthless skinbag. your momma said you can't even put a peice o' bread in a toaster you mindless, peabrained, illogical, mega-fool. ihope your insides rot with the cows in the gutter"

Pondy the Frog stared down at her frog-feet and weeped. even to this moment, she is still weeping, even though she is dead because Snoop killed her.

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May 18, 2011
by: Kevin Lakes

Wow...... just Wow....

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