by MEX
(ROCKDALE)
A MAN WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME,THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON.
THE BEER VENDOR SHOUTED BEER!
THE MAN ORDERED HIS FIRST BEER OF THE SEASON BEFORE HIS FIRST DRINK, HE HEARD SOMEONE HOLLER HEY STEVE!
HE PUT HIS BEER DOWN,LOOKED AROUND AND SAW NO ONE.
WHILE DRINKING HIS BEER, THE HOTDOG VENDOR SHOUTED HEY HOTDOG!
HE ORDERED HIS FIRST HOTDOG BEFORE HIS BITE HE HEARD HEY STEVE!
ONCE AGAIN HE LOOKED AROUND AND SAW NO ONE AT THIS TIME HE SAW THE PEANUT VENDOR WHICH WAS HIS FAVORITE HE ORDERED A BAG OF PEANUTS BEFORE HIS BITE OF PEANUTS HE HEARD ONCE AGAIN HEY STEVE!
PISSED OFF HE PUT HIS BAG OF PEANUTS DOWN STOOD UP AND HOLLERED BACK MY NAME IS NOT STEVE!